Gwh

I seriously thought it was satire

It was genuine bro

I'm a woman with low standards. Only rule is that you can't fu​ck me irl

what smash loist

My hard smash list
The tick (superhero)
Drix
Osmosis
Dirk dinkum
Dirk strider
The noise
Beat from jet set radio
Professor oak
Oscar from shark tale
One of those red solo cups
Dob
Crimson chin
Plz don't judge me

Pickle eyes

Grrr he's hot

Not wrong

If you say so.

Gum on the other hand…

Unrelated Image of arty from de blob but soggy:

Erm like I’m your 500th follower

Cool

Now give me big black balls

Sorry to disappoint. I’m white.

Then get Jamal.

how on earth is a literal plastic cup in your smash list but there's no actually hot characters in there

Rootbeer floats in red solo cups just hit different bro

that is not a reason to want to have sex with one

That one's a platonic smash.

The rest I want to fu​ck me

you would literally fu​ck actual bacterium dude

:3

If they're anthropomorphic

ok but how would that work because even if they were anthropomorphic theyd probably still be the same size they n ormally were just human shaped

Ik but still :3
Don't judge me lil bro
Despite the fact I'm straight, if you judge me you'll be next lil bro

oh shit

dang

Even I hate myself for it but yeah it's not satire