POV: your oc (human version or not) meets da Hooman Egg

Why am I attracted to him-

What, you want that 10 inch di-

(I’m really sorry, I’m gay asf-)

maybe~

Who-

Sunny: ?

Eggy: whoa, a tiny me!

Sunny: I'm... Not tiny :<

X: why hello there good sir

Lemonii: "Hewwo!"

H data: so how have you been liking the new outfit?

Eggy: it's great!
Wasn't stylish enough to get me a job though :/
But it still looks good!

H data: oh..

Eggy: it's okay, I'll get one!
It's just... pretty hard, considering not many people need my kind of skills nowadays...

H data: yeah... I had a job at a place called troll co, but the people there weren't exactly nice and the guy in charge creeped me out.

Eggy: heh, I've heard of them before.
I need some more advice, if you don't mind...

H data: oke

Eggy: got anything I can do for a bit of cash? I... don't have enough money to pay rent this month...

H data: hmm... Lemme think...