Human F Ivan: Some things to know about me:
I am extremely smart, I am a father of two, I have a wife, I am currently dying to an uncurable disease and I can change between my human form and my Sweetman form.
Bloody Shark: *crawls out of a wall nearby* Ivan! Get your ass over here!
F Ivan: *Sighs* Bloody shark! You can't command me and I was just talking to this person before you interrupted our conversation. Please shut up as you might make her even more confused.