What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

I'd tell you a star wars joke, but it was forced.

8/10

I'd tell you a prune joke, but it was dated.

7/10

I'd tell you a time travel joke, but you didn't like it.

7/10

I'd tell you a broken pencil joke, but there's no point.

7/10

(Read aloud) Have you ever heard the joke about the really good scarecrow?

...he was outstanding in his field.

7/10

I've barely used my arsenal. Prepare for war

6/10

read it out loud. Why did Grandma miss the funeral? She wasn’t a mourning person

7/10

lol

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

...he didn't have the backbone.

And he's dead, but that's beside the point

5/10

I will get my 10/10

Maybe

Definitely

I'll do one: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints.

A man walks into a bar, the other guy ducks.

8/10

What do you call a parade or rabbits going backwards?

...a receding hairline.