Who needs a long ass ritual to revive somebody when you can just have ✨ass✨

Eggy: wait I'm too innocent to get that joke

*dies again*

Collector: you'll understand soon. Let's get you cleaned up

*Pulls him out of the hole*

Eggy: *is still dead*

Data: hold on, I got this.

*Electrocutes him and he wakes up*

*more dead*

Data: uhh... I thought that would work like a defibrillator

Collector: hold on I've got an idea. Horny didn't quite work but maybe this will. Omi, I need you to kiss him

Omi: I love Eggy, but I won't kiss his corpse...

Collector: his "corpse" didn't exist until now. His body was destroyed. So even though it sounds a little gross this is technically still fresh

Omi: ...
That's even weirder.

Collector: what's weird is that peyton's ass brought him back and then killed him again.

Omi: well, dreams are mostly weird.

Astra: -_-

Collector: if you're gonna snack in the middle of the night can you at least be quiet? You two woke me up from the weirdest dream...

Ove: *pulls Astra close*
S-sorry...

Collector: *sigh* just be more quiet, ok?

Ove: ...

Okay.

Astra: ... So what was your dream?

Collector: Peyton revived eggy by saying that she'd sit on his face if he came back.

Astra: ... Oh

Ove: ... okay.

Collector: it got a bit weirder after that but you get the point. I'm going back to bed now

Collector: wait what

Omi: *flicks his head and he wakes up*

Data: HUH!?

Collector: ',:/

*He wakes up to the sound of rustling coming from the kitchen*

Collector: what the...

*He walks to the kitchen*

*Ove n Astra are snackin in the middle of the night*

Collector: *stands there with his arms crossed until one of them notices*

Ove: uhhhhh

Collector: ]:/

Astra: uuhhhh

*Ove grabs Astra and hides behind her like she's a shield*

(wait, collector does?)

(Yes, what would I have meant)

(ohh so omi flicked collector's head. I thought she flicked Eggy's head.)

(Nah)

(... So she flicked Eggy and then collector woke up?)

(No, she did flick Collector and he did wake up, I meant "nah" to your original idea)

(So she flicked collector in the dream then he woke up?)

(ye)

The 2nd picture is adorable. I wish I was Eggy.

Too bad

:(

Bruh

If it works it works

We all know he’s not permadead

killmote:.... oh.... I GUESS EGG IS ON THE MENU!