Data: remind me never to touch Peyton's phone, I don't think I wanna know where it's been (gn chat)

Amber: I'm glad my shorts have actual pockets -_-

GC: where does she... how?
Ori': Just like Frisk as simple as that.
GC: What do you mean with- oh

Data: are you talking about the part where alphys upgrades your phone to have storage for items?

Ori': Alright but for some reason she decided to do that, especially after the time she tried to hide it on her shirt-

Data: honestly the shirt would be better because if you need it you don't have to be like "oh hold on lemme just-" and then quickly remove your pants to safely remove it

GC: Some how she manages to take it out extremely fast
Ori': 1 sec or less i think...

Data: impressive, but you get my point. It's not really practical unless you're wearing a skirt. But even then it's unsafe and pretty gross

GC: ikr
Ori': Yeah, anyways now wha- imgflip.com/i/8o510f

GC: No... umm the frisk we know uses a similar strategy to... umm
Ori': Ima go straight to the point she hides the knife in her-
GC: What about if you think before spitting everything about our friends?
Ori': What?

Ori': But havent you even asked how she doesnt die or cuts her-
GC: Alright shut up already before you traumatize someone.

Data: ARE YOU IMPLYING A F*CKING CHILD SHOVES ITEMS UP HER BUTT FOR STORAGE

Ori': First of all, our frisk ('cause its an AU shit thing and other "complex" stuff) has like 19-20- GC do you know how much was?
GC: nope but I think like 20
Ori': yeah that, and second of all, its not in the butt its in her pu-
GC: *agressive facepalm*

Ori': And its only the knife, the phone... where does she have the phone?
GC: the shirt i think
Ori': makes sence

Data: *facepalm* how could that possibly be better

Ori': idfk but its better than the time reep accidentaly shoved up an entire scythe up her p-
GC: Can you shut the fuk up already?

Data: yeah.

Ori': *sigh* alright at least she is not a child like the usual frisks
GC: i guess that makes it a bit better...?

Data: that doesn't change the fact that there is sharp object inside breeding organ

I may have a.... Few ideas.
*Shudders and shakes like a semi truck with bad suspension shocks.*

Putting the phone on vibrate and into my as

I need shiv to confirm this

Luckily for you he commented on this

I have 200 frogs in my pockets

LMAO

She always keeps it on vibrate don't she

Maybe

call me shiver cuz I'm shivering *falls face forward onto the floor*

Great, we just lost a good man. Nice f**kin job.

*ded*

Can you blame her? Women's pockets are essentially useless anyways.