Guns are scary pajama boy

I never leave home without one. Even when I'm in a place that doesn't allow firearms, I just carry a black powder revolver, because those aren't legally classified as firearms.

Wait they're not

Yeah, they’re not.

This would be awesome but do you have a source

Well, yes, but I also don't want to potentially violate Imgflip's terms of service by linking to websites that ship them to your porch, which is pretty much all of them. This is because they're classified as antiques by the 1968 Gun Control Act, and as such, they are not regulated.

I'm gonna invest in antiques

He's entirely wrong. you have to fill out an ATF form 4473 for every firearm purchase, at a licensed Federal firearms Licensee.

You are right about having to fill out ATF Form 4473 for every firearms purchase at licensed dealers. But again, black powder guns (including reproductions) are not legally considered firearms, according to the gun control act of 1968, and as such, are not subject to legal scrutiny.

Number of crimes committed w/ a black powder weapon in the last ten years = 0

No way