Guns are scary pajama boy

I never leave home without one. Even when I'm in a place that doesn't allow firearms, I just carry a black powder revolver, because those aren't legally classified as firearms.

Wait they're not

Yeah, they’re not.

This would be awesome but do you have a source

Well, yes, but I also don't want to potentially violate Imgflip's terms of service by linking to websites that ship them to your porch, which is pretty much all of them. This is because they're classified as antiques by the 1968 Gun Control Act, and as such, they are not regulated.

I'm gonna invest in antiques

No way