Meesa is da Senate

Have yousa ever heard da Tragedy of Darth Plagueis da Wise? Mesa thought not. It’s not a story da Jedi would tell yousa.

Needs no-no like sand

Yousa callin' dis a diplomatic solution?

No, mesa callin' it aggressive negotiations!

Your lacka da faith be disturbin meesa

No, me-sa you-sa’s dad!

Das notta true! Das im*bluhluhluhluh*ible!!!

Search you-sa feelins, you-sa knows it to be true.

Thissa gettin’ outta hand
Now there’sa two of dem

Yousa underestimate mesa power

For Mesa ally issa da Force, and da powerful ally ese be.