I'll cut to the chase: My mental health/state is at an all-time low. The whole universe seems to be conspiring against me, as it has not allowed me to get a girlfriend. But, if there's one thing I've learned in the several months I've been an imgflipper, it's that imgflip is so much stronger (psyonically speaking, anyways) than the universe. Red_Memes42 said I should tell everyone and anyone who will listen. This seemed like the most effective way to do just that.
TL;DR: Please help me get a girlfriend so I don't commit unalive