Idiot paint

X: let's do it

But we’re not supposed to get any of this paint on the walls!

X: wait...paint?

What did you think this was?

X: air

…we’re not underwater we don’t have bubbles of air, and I doubt they’re ever green like this

X: I thought the balloon was green

No that’s not a balloon

X: then what is it?

Im not sure if idiot paint is safe for non-idiots to touch… so yeah

X: *runs*

(Also you can just reply to my comment at the top of the thread instead of the one down here)

A bubble of idiot paint

X: I should probably run shouldn't I?

Uh oh…
The boss didn’t want the idiot paint on his floor…

X: *flies away*

*The idiot paint bubble pops* aw man…

X: *comes back*

Can you please help me clean this?

X: yeah

Thank you

X: *starts cleaning*

Be careful not to touch the paint directly

X: alright

I’m too stupid to be affected by it
But to smarter people… I think they start to rapidly lose braincells when they touch it

X: i see

But I heard it tastes pretty good! It just makes your tongue go numb for a while

X; really?

Yeah! I don’t know what it tastes like because my tongue goes numb but I hope it tastes good!

X: *tries some*

*You’re probably going to start losing many braincells, your tongue feels numb*

X: it's okay *surrounds himself in a purple sphere*

Oooh! A pretty shield spell!

X: *starts rotating*

What? I don’t think shield spells do that!

X: it's not a shield spell!

Oh… what is it?

X: *comes out of the sphere* a reversal spell

Reversal?

X: mhm

What are you using it for?

X: to reverse the effects of the paint

Ooooh

X: ye

Kixine: "Woah-"

Be careful not to touch it, it’s highly dangerous to people who aren’t dumber than average

Kixine: "Oh... okay."

Just help me mop it up please… the bubble popped and made quite the mess… only touch it with the mop, don’t let it touch your skin

Kixine: "I might accidentally touch it... but I know someone with no brain at all!"

Switch: "HI THERE! Duh... why am I here again..?"

Hello! I need help cleaning this paint off the floors or else I’m gonna be fired! *I seem oddly enthusiastic about this whole ordeal for some reason*

Switch: "Ooh! I can helps you!"

Very good!