It's not sharks that I fear on the beach.

I love how my job was spreading this message…but got really upset when I sent an electronic message with photos our individually wrapped 1/2 inch long foam pad inserts and pointed out how they used to come in one unwrapped reel.

They took special exception. “You tell employees to be more green while wrapping tiny pads in enough plastic to choke every remaining sea turtle and sea lion despite it being proven completely unnecessary.”