Duo, meet your doom

My friend, you've come to the right place

No, I need Duolingo

I see I've arrived too late... well, once he's gone, you will be freed, old friend.

He still has his brother/dog

There are other Disassembly Drones

One for his dog - J

One for his brother - V

One for Duo - N

And countless others on other exoplanets

You might have found duo, but the others are hidden well. It'd take months to find them all. It'd just be easier to get the streak up.

V can find the brother.

J can find the dog.

It's not a matter of *if* they can find them.

It's a matter of *when.*

It would take more time and effort than just keeping the streak. Duo has given me assurances that your family is safe, and will remain so as long as he is alive. Should he expire, your family and p's family will die.

Joke's on you. I've already worked that out.

N won't kill Duo... yet. Nor will J and V their respective targets. Essentially, I'm using the brother and dog as bargaining chips.

There will be negotiations, or none of us will be seeing the sun tomorrow.

You condemn your family as well?

I condemn myself, N, J, V, you, P, Duo, his brother, his dog, P, my family, and P's family

It's a show of how serious I am. Are you willing to negotiate?

I'm willing to negotiate, but duo's the one you need to convince

He doesn't tell me his location, he just leaves dead drops with instructions and gift codes

Then send him

Send me to the next dead drop. I'll do the rest.

There's no point. He only sends them when he has a job. You two were the last ones. He won't send anymore until 2 months pass or you get your streak up. Your family and p's will be dead by then (side note: HOLY I DID NOT THINK THIS WOULD GET THAT DEEP, THE LORE)

(Memechat?)

Memechat.

Alive. He needs him alive.