"Is Donald Trump a sleep-pooper?" *OR* "Maybe it was his skivvies that took 10-15 flushes?"

MELANIA HAD HER OWN BEDROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE... ...TRUMP DIDN'T WANT WHITE HOUSE STAFF CLEANING HIS ROOM... ...REPORTERS SAY HE'S DOZING OFF IN THE COURTROOM THEN GRUNTING AS HE FLAPS CHEEKS IN HIS SLEEP... ...AND THAT HIS DEFENSE LAWYERS ARE VISIBLY REVOLTED...