SO DEMENTIA JOE LIED -- AGAIN -- ABOUT HIS UNCLE BOSEY GETTING EATEN BY CANNIBALS AFTER HIS PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN DURING WWII. THIS OFFENDED SOME ACADEMICS IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA, WHO PROCLAIMED THAT THE CANNIBALS WOULDN'T EAT JUST ANY WHITE MAN THEY ENCOUNTERED. ESSENTIALLY THEY ARE ACCUSING JOE OF PRACTICING RACISM AGAINST THE NATIVES. BUT THAT'S OKAY, IT'S DOUBTFUL THAT THEY'D VOTE FOR JOE ANYWAY. HE'S TOO OLD AND STRINGY.
