Conscription

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I am an Adeptus Astartes, a Space Marine. I was bred for combat. My purpose is war. I am a weapon to be pointed at a conflict and fired. I am a machine, a holy engine of death and destruction.

For in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war...

Nice! You get an increased pay!

Already did.

hm, well, i am planning to join Space force when i reach my age, possibliy doing collage as well, so ill have a higher chance of being a NASA or SpaceX astronaut.

SO GRAB A RIFLE AND RUN 3KM NO BREAKS

ha, jokes on u, im underaged.

Womp womp, all men and women who are 10 or older must enlist

but i have no experience...yet.

and the military isnt all about gun go pew pew, buddy.

Yeah it isn't, it's about bombing civilians

*puts on nerd glasses*

erm, actually, according to my calculations, The Space Force organizes, trains and equips personnel in order to protect U.S. and allied interests in space and to provide space capabilities to the joint forces.

Womp womp this is inner circle isn't the USA soooo

bruh

Helldiver

what?

You wish to operate in space, correct? Possibly visit other planets?

oh yeah, that too

Helldiver behavior

YES SIR

50 PUSHUPS NOW

YES SIR, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50

NOW F**K THE NEAREST WOMAN

THAT ISN'T IRIS

This is the one time I'd say no, the two closest women to me especially mi abuela y me hermana.

Es*

YES SIR, ILL BE KNOCKIN AT YOUR DOOR SOON

WAIT BUT I AM MALE

DOES NOT MATTER SIR, ETA 30 SECONDS

Oh shit

Hello little fella.

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