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The Illmatic, Chapter 2: Hollow Death (WARNING: contains mild gore and homophobia)

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He was sweating all right, He was really working with the famous Krtek, not the one from the cartoons.. The famous soldier, he had tons of kills to his name, he was especially known for his mask, which represented the mole from the cartoons, of course. The Job wasn't as he expected, they were stationed in the sewers, him, Krtek, and two other FENIX which probably knew the deal by now. It was weird though, as if they were just sitting ducks, waiting for something to happen, and then something did happen, gunfire. It sounded like 7.62.. But he could be wrong. Krtek ordered him and another guard to check out what was going on. He wasn't that nervous, he was fashioned with a police riot helmet and a 6B04 chest rig. He led the way with the same Saiga 12 from The Mother City. That's when he found it, two dead scavs and a VOLK corpse sitting near the entranceway to the kitchen. But that wasn't all, he could hear crying from the back of the kitchen. He saw two GHOST operators in the kitchen, one lied there bleeding aggressively from the torso and the other was crying while trying to patch up the wound.
“prostě už zabijte gaye” said the FENIX, who was pointing his M4 Carbine at the conscious one. Nikita didn't know, he just stood there staring at the woman patching up the other, somehow she hadn't noticed them yet. “Další špinavá práce pro-” The crying woman had leaped at the FENIX with a combat knife, he had dropped his gun and was now wrestling with the GHOST, Nikita was still frozen for some reason. “Co to sakra děláš?! zastřel ji, hned!” said the FENIX, as he was stopping the knife from pushing into his chest. Nikita finally snapped out of whatever had overcame him, and spewed the woman's head into bits. The FENIX wiped his face off and sighed, “Bylo by lepší, kdybyste ji zabil dříve, ale nejsem z těch, kteří si stěžují... dobrá práce.” he said. They both checked the woman’s backpack, the most they found were Stimulants, but these ones were estranged… they were.. Red and white, just like the keycard, and had a label on them. “DR. BOB MEDICAL TESTING B2”. “Mohlo by to odkazovat na výzkum-” “BANG” His heart stopped, he knew what that was, it wasn't the sound of 50 AE, no, this was the sound of death. The FENIX beside him was gone, lead and gunpowder had just made sure of it. He looked at the woman, the woman he thought was dead, the one with the huge torso wound. She was alive, and half crying, half laughing. Nikita was furious “ZABÍJU TĚ, TY zkurvenej F*GOT”
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His Saiga 12 roared through the tin halls. The GHOST was in immense pain, blood splattering everywhere. He had emptied an entire drum mag onto her torso. Now she was dead, he needed to get out of here, he needed to get to the island, to the facility. He grabbed the Stimulants and ran, ran so fast that he didnt even notice the two other goons dead on the floor. So fast that he missed the two VOLK operatives closing in on Krtek. None of that mattered, he wasnt a FENIX anymore, he wasnt a VOLK, and definetally not a GHOST. He wasnt anything, but a soul, slowly getting driven to the brink of insanity. All he was, was a victm.
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What about solid life
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"You *whack* complete *whack* ARSE DR.BOB! You disappear for MONTHS... and you say, 'Chapter 2?!?!'"

(That is 100% meant to be a Harry Potter reference)
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THAT'S IT IM HOMOPHOBIC NOW!
(i haven't read the story yet)
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You should watch Vegito becomes homophobic

It's funny, and I think it suits you
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