Watching You

Begin wankin it and see it's reaction

I would just stare at it, judging it, plotting its demise.

this is one of them scripted life of luxury moments lmao

Does anyone else see Shrek?

well I sleep with a bat (it is metal and not hollow inside) in my bed so I'd get my bat and bonk it really hard (I am really strong so I would probably kill it)
:)

i’m not asleep in the first place. i just lost ten ranked matches in a row. what would “i” do? i think the question is what would it do.

I'd tap

Same

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Look under its dress

*rapes*

Nuh uhhhhh

Ahhh FRESH MEAT!

Why not rape

Easy, you rape, you can’t eat.

But cum adds flavor

But cum is gay

True but you can say no homo

Also sticky like glue. Not good texture

But so is some candy

I don’t eat candy

Also when you cook the meat will be juicer with cum

I eat raw, it’s chewy not slimy