Is this some sort of superpower?

parents always tell us to not touch the pan, then continue to deep fry their arms and act like it's lightwork.

FRR

I do sort of the same thing.
However it’s a fork and a electrical outlet

When i was a kid, my mom told me this " The reason i deep fry my hands is because i'm burnt up from cooking too much so i dont feel any pain. " my response was laugher

💀💀💀💀💀💀

real

Mom, what's that smell? It's like cannibalism in here.

that's because I'm cooking the baby

Chain

what

My Nana does that
Mainly cuz her fingertips are numb

My mom when I get a bad grade in a nutshell

Not her ironing her hand later

Mom: Oops! I've accidentally held the ironing upside down the whole time it was on! Silly me.

Mom: Dont go in the mist, you wanna get pneumonia?!
Her making you take out the trash in a f**king hurricane:

Mom: *beating up my 10-year-old triplet sisters, my twin sister and I (we’re both 14, so we are ant ange to use Imgflip) are watching while faking sleep* : I TOLD YOU THREE TO STOP. STAYING. UP. ALL. NIGHT!
Later, me going downstairs to drink water….
“MOM! HOW ARE YOU STILL IN THE LIVING ROOM! IT’S 2 AM!”

me: mmm mom whats cooking? Smells good

in mother russia1

Yeaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Random

Fr

Mr. Krabs, why did you eat my boots?

'cause they were tasty! (I don't remember the dialogue)

We shall never know how she does it

My dad does this because he likes to show off his tolerance to pain lmfao

This is really true!

*sizzling sfx*

Hello iceu, i was at your 45k thing but i didnt have an account, now i do! :D

In Russia, pan does not burn you, you burn pan

But comrade, pan is not burn because pans are pans and burns are burns. Burn is for the wussies and pan is for ze strongs like us.

Very very quickly touch it won't hurt

Until the oil sticks on to your fingers...