RP with the two idiots

Collector: oh no there's two of them

Eren: An intruder! *she tries to shoot the collector*

Matt: EREN NO-

*the bullets flatten on his chestplate*

Collector: honestly what were you expecting to happen.

*Those aren't bullets, those are pure energy, but I would probably see it have the same effect*

Eren: ...*She falls asleep and on the floor*

Matt: ...anyways who are you?

Collector: I am the collector.

Matt: Oh that's cool? What do you collect? Rock? Souls? Power?

Eren: *Still asleep*

Collector: yes

Matt: y-yes? What does that even mean?

Sunny: *happi boi*

Matt: Oh hey Sunny!

Eren: *sleeping while standing*

Sunny: I'm gonna get married today! :D

Matt: Thats nice! *he elbows Eren*

Eren: huh? oh sorry for the divorce!

Matt: ...

Sunny: wha-

Eren: Sorry I wasn't listening =v=

Matt: ...he's getting married

Eren: Oh congrats... person?

Sunny: I'm a guy

Eren: eh whatever. congrats anyways!

*she applauds him, however she's not facing the right direction*

Sunny: :>

Matt: *turns her around to face Sunny*

Eren: *continues clapping*

Sunny: thanks :>

*IT'S A BOMB-/j*

*It's a gold watch*

Eren: So you can count the second you're married to your wife =v=

Matt: *thinking* WHERE IS SHE GETTING THESE?!

Sunny: thanks! This’ll go great with my tux! ^^

Eren: no problem!

Matt: ...

Sunny: :>

Matt: Oh yeah, I heard Atlas is also getting married?

Sunny: yea, hers is at a later date than mine though

Matt: Alright alright that's cool... Tell her I send my blessings. should I get you a gift for your wedding?

Sunny: you don't have to

Matt: I'd feel bad if I didn't.

Eren: *she walks back into the room with a gift and hands it to Sunny*

Sunny: oh- thanks

Eren: =v=

Matt: *thinking* Where did she even get that...

Sunny: should I open it now or...

Matt: if you want. I have no idea what's in there.

Sunny: *opens it*

British Blue: Hai, may I ask who the two of you are?

Matt and Eren do not talk to British people