Crime isn't down. "Reporting Crime" is down!
Where are Toody and Muldoon when we need them?
The lines in the meme can be found in the trailer for the 1994 movie "Car 54, Where Are You?"
Car 54, Where Are You? (1994) Trailer (VHS Capture) 1:45
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm4Gfy-u_So
The 1994 movie is a reboot of the original series:
Car 54, Where Are You?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Car_54,_Where_Are_You%3F
Car 54, Where Are You? is an American sitcom that aired on NBC from September 1961 to April 1963.
The series follows the adventures of New York City Police Department officers Gunther Toody (badge #1432) (Joe E. Ross) and Francis Muldoon (badge #723 and #1987 in early episodes) (Fred Gwynne), assigned to Patrol Car 54.
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