I saw a couple SCP YouTube shorts and had an idea

Eggy: ... howdy?

Researcher: *writing on clipboard, barely acknowledging his greeting*

Eggy: :(
Uh... what am I doing here, exactly?

Researcher: you're not doing anything. We have brought you here to learn of your abilities and find a way to contain you.

Eggy: oh.
Uh... well if you wanna see my abilities...
(Sorry about the chair in advance!)

*stands up, completely dismantling the chair and hand cuffs*

Researcher: interesting...

*Writes on clipboard*

Eggy: don't mean to be rude, even if it sounds like it, but I have a wife, two actually, who are expecting me... They get a little cranky when I get home later than I should.

Researcher: if they are anomalous too I can negotiate putting you in the same containment cell.

Eggy: I... have a house though?

Researcher: I think you misunderstand, we contain anomalies such as you and potentially your wives. As in keep them in concrete cells like this and sometimes heavily modified ones for especially dangerous creatures.

(Yes I am trying to piss off eggy, I just don't like the researcher.)

Eggy: *bwomp* :/

Uh... I'm sorry but I kinda have a job. A really important one. Like, universe stability level important.

Researcher: hmm... *Writes on clipboard* care to elaborate?

(Can I use Milo as a different rp)

Saike: wha..

Researcher: *writes on clipboard and mumbles "Euclid class"*

Saike: tf does that mean

*reaches for kuroba, but realizes they confiscated it*

Researcher: *writes again and mumbles "not the brightest"*

Saike: F**KING-

*eyes go teal, and he looks around to see where kuroba is*

(He can see everything in a 69 meter radius)

*researcher is surprised but doesn't know what he's doing*

*He sees the sword in a storage room where many similar weapons are stored*

Saike: *points his hand at kuroba, and blood strings wrap around kuroba and smash through the walls to saike*

*the researcher's eyes widen and he grabs a radio from his belt*

Saike: *uses blood strings to grab it, and bring it to him*

Listen man, I’m not gonna hurt anyone, just let me go back to my life

Researcher: I have a job to do. MTF!

*Several MTF agents hear him through the hole in the wall and bust through the door and point guns at saike*

Saike: yea shoot me I don’t care

Wow you’re so scary, all your job is to watch oversized lizards

*the MTF agents and researcher were knocked out by debris*

Saike: well that was weird
Secure protect contain my ass

*leaves*

Researcher: *writing on clipboard*

(Sure)

Saike: where am I?

Researcher: an SCP foundation facility, where you will be contained and researched.

Saike: f**king researched? I have a wife and kids, you can’t do that

*he doesn't care*

Saike: *turns his wrists to blood, making the handcuffs fall off*

Maybe if you asked and got me some sake I would do at least an interview

Researcher: even if you escape this facility the foundation WILL find you.

Saike: why?

Researcher: we contain anomalies. And clearly you're an anomaly.

Saike: aNoMaLy? I’m the god of blood, bitch, I could stop your blood flow right now

MTF 2: AH F*CK

MTF 3: WE NEED BACKUP YOU IDIOTS
*Reaches for radio*

Saike: *strings destroy it£

MTF 3: DAMNIT

Saike: just let me go

Researcher: HELL NO. I STILL HAVE A JOB TO DO.

Saike: well, guess you’re getting fired

*saike hears massive explosions and alarms off in the distance*

(Yes I am connecting this to our other RP)

Saike: ?

*one of the walls collapses and he sees a dark blur fly past and through another wall*

Saike: oh nice

A way out

Researcher: SCP 682 breaks out every other week, of course we have to watch it.

Saike: which one? I was joking when u said that dumbass

Researcher: JUST SHOOT HIM ALREADY

*The MTF agents shoot at saike*

*goes through him*

*they run out of bullets and one of the agents swings a baton at him*

Saike: *grabs it, and flips them over*

MTF 1: SH*T

Saike: I can do this all da-

*copyright*

(/j he just says it)

MTF 2: we'll see about that

*Pulls out baton and runs at him*

Saike: strings

*they slam into steel hard strings, cutting them a little*

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