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Bundy the second-

Works 100% of the time

Interesting,what do you use to lure women the

Agent P

Whot

He's a semiaquatic
Egg laying mammal of action
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear him say -
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus
(You can call him Agent P)
Perry (I said you can call him Agent P)
Agent P

LOL

Had that for almost 11 years

Lucky

Bro I bring him to all my churches campouts

Then*

They wouldn't really love me I want a girl that would love me back not because I made her love me

Ok

What do u do after they tied up

Ask Bundy
Prolly he gonna f**k em idk

Ok how with out them escaping

Ask Bundy-

Who

Ted Bundy

Uhhhh

Excuse me sir but what the f**k

Thats ma kinda humor-

#Relatble

:0

Nah I was just joking

Bro really had me thinking he was Bundy the second

What?

You dont know who Ted Bundy is-

?

Yo thanks for the name I am going to read is biography and make sure not the make the same mistakes as he did

You gonna go down the rabbit hole like i did eh?

No one talks like you what is a rabbit hole

That's one of the war crimes that I've committed

My warcrime is puttng milk before cereal beat that

Means you gonna go down the deep and morbid stuff he did

Putting the cum in before the cereal

Yo the Military on me now

NAH BRO DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

The military has been on me for years I committed thousands of war crimes

You heard me also raping billions of kindergarteners

Nah jit have the N_z_ sign as his profile pic

You’re next

Shit I need to leave the country

What did lil bro just say

#truecrimejunkie
Thats whx

Why

*escapes* Nah bro catch me if you can

whyare you raping a man you guy lol

*shoots him*

You shot a gun but it had no effect

*pulls out the cross and a pokemon* I HAVE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE

*pulls out big titty goth girls and all the anime wifeus* I'm better