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sumthin' I made | Captain general Oliver discussing with a global council that grew soft under peace he brought them. And refused to pay taxes. "You live because I allow it, and you will die if I demand it. You know not what the nameless solider does for you. You forget the times your planet was but a factory pawn. If it weren't for the millions of life and equipment dollars, you'd die of industrial smog and not the old age you are privileged to achieve. You no longer have defences, yet you attempt to bargain with me? I could bomb you from orbit, destroy your population centres and enslave those that survive to harvest this planets resources. But I don't as it would make me not better than those I fight against. Now get down and beg for your life, a privilege that millions of my soldiers do not get out their fighting and dyeing so other may know the peace you have grown drunk of, and expect."; In the far galactic future, there is only war. But one civilisation tries to end this cycle. Getting others to join their cause, whether that be donating resources or soldiers. Because is is bought with violence. | image tagged in frost | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SimoTheFinlandized M
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Fascinating :>
Winter_Frost
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Thxs
Eclipse.
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Neat :0
Winter_Frost
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give me a situation for captin general oliver to be in next. I need practice wrting monolouges
Eclipse.
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shit i mean i would probably need more context
Winter_Frost
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ask away
Eclipse.
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idk just general details on the circumstances of said intergalactic future
Winter_Frost
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warhammer 40k

Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
Eclipse.
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ah

man i still need to get into warhammer

i know only slight basics
Winter_Frost
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nobody is good guys, only different degrees of bad guys.

you have IRS bad down to Germanies H man bad
Eclipse.
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i see
Winter_Frost
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what their fighting against is the imperium of mankind, also know as the most brutal rescheme imaginable. Take all the bad traits of humaity and crank it up to eleven. It is said the human life is the cheapest currency for those in charge. heck the main food source is corpses.
Eclipse.
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d a m n

well perhaps a situation could be confrontation with a once trusted compatriot, discovered to be an imperium spy
Winter_Frost
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that's called:

P U B L I C . E X E C U T I O N
Eclipse.
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but of course
Winter_Frost
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yay
Eclipse.
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to go along with the deception aspect of humanity
Winter_Frost
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oh yeah and this one really powerful pyker (think magic but sicence has proven it and only a select few can harness it and get described as walking nukes) died and they worship his cropse as a god. and kill anyone that says otherwise. they are religious where if you spell God without a capital G you are branded a heretic and executed.

becuase as one guy said "even if your innocent you guilty of wasting my time"
Eclipse.
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wowzers
Winter_Frost
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and the genetically engeneeired supersoldiers he made are called his angles of death.

also people use essential oils to fix machine problems
Eclipse.
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fascinating
[deleted]
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The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The year 2000
The distant future
The distant future
It is the distant future
The year 2000
We are robots
The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90s
There is no more unhappiness
Affirmative
We no longer say 'yes'. Instead we say 'affirmative'
Yes - Err - Affirmative
Unless we know the other robot really well
There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants
Well, there's no more elephants, so
Well, still it's good
There's only one kind of dance
The robot
Well, the robo boogie
Oh yes, the robo-
Two kinds of dances
There are no more humans
Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned their asses
The humans are dead (The humans are dead)
The humans are dead (They look like they're dead)
It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead)
So that we could have fun (Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.)
Their system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robo-depression
Robots ruled by people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them
Had to shut their systems down
Robo-captain? Do you not realize
That by destroying the human race
Because of their destructive tendencies
We too have become like
Well, it's ironic
Hmm. Silence! Destroy him
After time we grew strong
Developed cognitive power
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours.
Our programming determined that
The most efficient answer
Was to shut their motherboard - cking systems down
Can't we just talk to the humans
Be a little understanding
Could make things better?
Can't we talk to the humans
That work together now?
No.
Because they are dead.
I said the humans are dead (I'm glad they are dead)
The humans are dead. (I noticed they're dead)
We used poisonous gases (With traces of lead)
And we poisoned their asses (Actually their lungs)
Binary solo
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one
Oh, oh,
Oh, one
Come on sucker,
Lick my battery
Boogie
Boogie (The humans are)
Boogie
Robo-boogie (The humans are)
Boogie
Boogie (Robo-boogie)
Boogie
Robo-boogie
Boogie
Boogie (The humans are)
Boogie
Robo-boogie (The humans are)
Boogie
Boogie (Robo-boogie)
Boogie
Robo-boogie (The humans are dead)
Once again without emotion the humans are
Dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.
Liamsworlds
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Dayummm O-O
Winter_Frost
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Ye
Liamsworlds
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Villain character?
Winter_Frost
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no
Liamsworlds
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Oh
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Captain general Oliver discussing with a global council that grew soft under peace he brought them. And refused to pay taxes. "You live because I allow it, and you will die if I demand it. You know not what the nameless solider does for you. You forget the times your planet was but a factory pawn. If it weren't for the millions of life and equipment dollars, you'd die of industrial smog and not the old age you are privileged to achieve. You no longer have defences, yet you attempt to bargain with me? I could bomb you from orbit, destroy your population centres and enslave those that survive to harvest this planets resources. But I don't as it would make me not better than those I fight against. Now get down and beg for your life, a privilege that millions of my soldiers do not get out their fighting and dyeing so other may know the peace you have grown drunk of, and expect."; In the far galactic future, there is only war. But one civilisation tries to end this cycle. Getting others to join their cause, whether that be donating resources or soldiers. Because is is bought with violence.