still better than how redditors argue

Ermm.. Reddit Nation here ☝️, we are here to claim our Reddit Gold and absolutely big chungus your claim, Keanu Reaves has us covered, so our point is 100% LEGIT WHOLESOME!

nah it’s more of a mix of bringing up unrelated dramas, going thru your profile to find dirt on you, and comparing your ideals to much worse ones

mmkay?

You forgot “buddy” and “Ok, tough guy”

honey I am really good at arguing