Reddit Cam: I am missing a pan from my cooking collection, anyone know where it went?

Data: uhh... would you believe me if I told you a cat is currently humping it in a cardboard box?

*Reddit Cam loads his 1911.*
Reddit Cam: I'd believe if if I have to put some nine millimeter through that paper think skull he's got.
*Reddit Cam walks to the box.*

Data: I'll get you a new pan. I need to send him back to his plane of existence.

Reddit Cam: Don't worry, he'll be sent back by me..
*Reddit Cam turns his safety off.*

Data: the afterlife isn't the right plane of existence. Now put the gun down. If you're still mad, talk to Astra, she's the one who brought me the pan.

Reddit Cam, calming down: Okay, okay. You got any idea how to obtain a 22" Deep Copper fry pan?

Data: collector could probably materialize one with his creation abilities

Eh, resources like the one I LOST are hard to come by, harder to find.

Data: well for him they aren't exactly hard to make, so just go talk to him and you'll get a pan identical to the one you lost.

Reddit Cam: I would, but I don't think he enjoys my existence as he just leaves whenever I show.

Who forgot to wash the egg white off the frying pan

Data: I doubt that's egg o_o

It tasted like egg

Did I say something wrong?

Collector: I never left, y'all just somehow didn't notice the 7 foot tall man standing off to the side.

Reddit Cam, looking at Collector at 6' 7: I've got the tunnel vision of a bat in a light show.

OHHHHH

:3

YOU CANT TAKE ME OUT OF THE CANON

Data: HE'S GETTING AWAY!

Collector: NOT WHILE I'M HERE.

*Collector suddenly appears in front of you*

AH
*stumbles back*

*data runs up to you from behind while holding a cardboard box*

*tries to run to the side*

*collector blocks you while data gets closer with the box*

*You can see a portal in the box and I'm standing on the other side*

NOOO

I DONT WANNA GO BACK

YOU HAVE TO COME BACK

NUH UH

YUH HUH. DON'T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE AND GRAB YOU MYSELF.

I WANNA STAY HERE

PLEASE

Data: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ANON!

IDC, MY LOVE FOR YOU IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE FABRIC OF SPACE ITSELF

Data: you know who else is more powerful than the fabric of space?

what?

Collector: *appears*

(This image took longer to make than I thought)

Uh-

Collector: g e t i n t h e b o x

No…

Collector:

uh.. no.. i.. just need to... go... OVER THERE

*sprints away*

YOU CAN STILL RP WITH HER UNCANONICALLY

IDC

JUST GET IN THE BOX

Hey ik this is a bad time but i need to memechat u about a private comic suggestion

-_-

Trust me its private suggestion

NO

*data shoves you in and closes the lid*

NNOOO-

*data sits on top of the box to hold it shut*

Data: collector? Can you go find some tape?

*Collector walks away without saying anything*

Data: ... Collector?

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