Jackass

because all organisms require rest

I'll do one insult better.

YOU FUСКING NI-

because he's tired of your bullcrap

This is a f**king comment... to some fat F**K on Imgflip named "Foxy501." Now, I'm tired of this fat F**K popping up in all of my f**king search engines when I'm looking for a F**KING workout clip! I don't give a F**K about the aftermath of ANY of you Foxy501 fans that feel sorry for this greasy f**k! You fat f**king disgusting:

Ass-smelling

Blob

Cheese-drinking

Crisco-bathing

Lard-gargling

Calorie-thieving

Cabbage-Patch Face having

Dr. Robotnik looking

WingStop eating

McDonalds gorging

T-Rex arm having

Non-vegetable eating

Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray

Wide load

Hungry-Hungry Hippo

Planet

Pretending to have a f**king thyroid problem

Whale slash Free Willy

Part bus

Yokozuna

Flubber

**blows up cheeks then exhales** Kirby

Salad dodger

Chair crusher

Butter ball

Go to subway but put everything on it

Michelin Man

Happy because Hostess is back in business motherf**ker!

I know there's gonna be a lot of people out there calling me a bully, well guess what? I'm not! I just don't feel sorry for fat f**king people, especially fat f**ks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for absolutely nothing! While a bunch of sorry f**ks like yourself play into it! **does pull-ups** You don't like what the f**k I'm saying? Then F**K YOU!"

They tried to circumcise me but my foreskin just came back stronger

Since then, I've been Circumcised every six moths, My foreskin is now stronger than iron, everytime I'm in danger i place it on my body as an outer layer. It's bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely light. I have plans to sell it as a rare and durable material and win millions, Bridges will be built with foreskin beams, police units will use foreskin Vests, I will live in my foreskin house, and I will bathe in my wealth, I'm the foreskin man.