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Bruh | ROBLOX ISN'T THE ONLY ONE; WHO BANS PEOPLE FOR DUMB REASONS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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As I was walking home from school, I was thinking about which loli hentai I was gonna fap to when, suddenly, I hear a crunch under my foot. Looking down, I see a dead bird that was probably hit by a car or something, but it was long dead because it already started decomposing, with those mushrooms, maggots and all. I think my 400 lbs body weight crushed its bones even more defigurating it even more, nevertheless, I whipped out the condom I saw in the streets months ago that I was keeping in my wallet just in case a situation like this happened to me. I put on the condom, it was still too big for me despite being (i think) the smallest available size in stores. I then started f**king the bird and, I dont know how, the condom teared and I got maggots in my urethra. I didn’t notice this until later. When I was done having fun, I continued my walk home. I had to explain to my parents why I was a few minutes late. simply told them that I got into a fight but I scared the other person off with my alpha lone wolf aura. I immediately went into my room and started stroking the f**k out of my p**is to my favorite loli hentai. after a small bit, when I finally ejaculated, maggots came out with my cum. it was f**king disgusting, but I’m not gonna lie, the feeling I had when they resurged from my dick was one of the best I’ve ever had, behind the time I was molested in a locker room (that’s a story for later). But just the thought that these maggots were also in the dead bird turned me on even more and I proceeded to rub them on my dick before eating them. Am I cooked?
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New copypasta, As I was walking home from school, I was thinking about which loli hentai I was gonna fap to when, suddenly, I hear a crunch under my foot. Looking down, I see a dead bird that was probably hit by a car or something, but it was long dead because it already started decomposing, with those mushrooms, maggots and all. I think my 400 lbs body weight crushed its bones even more defigurating it even more, nevertheless, I whipped out the condom I saw in the streets months ago that I was keeping in my wallet just in case a situation like this happened to me. I put on the condom, it was still too big for me despite being (i think) the smallest available size in stores. I then started f**king the bird and, I dont know how, the condom teared and I got maggots in my urethra. I didn’t notice this until later. When I was done having fun, I continued my walk home. I had to explain to my parents why I was a few minutes late. simply told them that I got into a fight but I scared the other person off with my alpha lone wolf aura. I immediately went into my room and started stroking the f**k out of my p**is to my favorite loli hentai. after a small bit, when I finally ejaculated, maggots came out with my cum. it was f**king disgusting, but I’m not gonna lie, the feeling I had when they resurged from my dick was one of the best I’ve ever had, behind the time I was molested in a locker room (that’s a story for later). But just the thought that these maggots were also in the dead bird turned me on even more and I proceeded to rub them on my dick before eating them. Am I cooked?
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stfu
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Nigward | image tagged in nigward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Just censoring the stuff in case they don't want their stuff in the meme
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I forgot to censor my username in the comment:'c
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Where
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Oh yeah, it doesn't show a username unless scratch allows you to post it
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Drop the scratch account name
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Don't worry though it isn't inappropriate
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Give the nameeee
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Littlebeardude
But I do warn you my projects suck
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Everything wrong with this post that I know of(feel free to reply any that I missed):
1. I'm clearly not banned, it's just a time out from commenting
2. Offensive comment
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