[Verse 1]
Ghöüstbusteirs™
They're back in town
You need to pee?
That is so crazy
What the f**k?
You need to pee?
You call the Ghöüstbusteirs™
They extract it
There was ghosts
In your bladder
What the f**k?
Yaaah!
[Bridge]
You need to take the pee
Crazy ghost pee-pee
That is insanity!
*Snicker*
[Verse 2]
Ghöüstbusteirs™
Use their machine
To hook it up
To your dick
What?
It hurts
When they activate it to remove ghosts
What?
I break your door in
I sneak in the basement
It is my home now
But you never find out
Cause I am sneaky
I am the rat man
I go up at night
And eat your cheese!
Aaaah!
[Bridge]
But one day you find out there is a rat man inside the basement and you call the cops
But the cops don't take it seriously
So you call the Ghöüstbusteirs™ instead!
[Verse 2]
The Ghöüstbusteirs™
Are ill-equipped
They only have ghost busting weapons
But they should’ve brought a shotgun
But I have a gun so I kill them instead
Oh no, it's murder!
[Intro]
Grandma has died!
[Verse 1]
When Grandma has died
You get really pissed 'cause she owe you money
So you call Ghöüstbusteir™
"Hey, please, Ghöüstbusteir™
Hey, my grandma has died
She owe me money, extract soul please."
They tell you, "Who the f**k is this?"
You tell them, "Get my grandma's money now, you dumbass!"
Ah!
[Verse 2]
The Ghöüstbusteirs™ still come
Because you still pay them
They take out their guns and... get Grandma
You tell Grandma, "GIMME YOUR MONEY!"
Ghöüstbusteir™ get guilty and they leave
And you cry
[Verse 1]
I got food poisoned
That made me angry
So I call the Ghöüstbusteir™
"Hey Ghöüstbusteir™ man
McDonald's have a ghost in the burger
What the f**k?"
Ow!
You tell them
"Get down to McDonal
And use the gun
The burger has a ghost!"
Whaaat?!
*Snicker*
[Bridge]
This is the last time I go to McDonkies!
They put f**king ghost in burger!
I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man
[Verse 2]
Joke's on you, dumbass!
The chicken has ghost too!
Why the f**k is all the food
Full of ghost?!
I call health inspector
No!
I call Ghöüstbusteir™
And I tell them
"Destroy the city!"
F**k!
[Intro]
Oohoohoo...
Oohoohoo...
The lasagna...
The lasagna...
Was eaten by a ghost!
Ooo!
Ooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo!
[Verse 1]
I called the police
The police told me
"Stop calling!"
But I told them
I told them
My lasagna was eaten by ghost
Ooohoohoohoo!
I get sad and I do a spicy jerk
[Chorus]
I call the pizza place
And I tell them
"You have a Pizza face."
*Demonic noises*
[Verse]
The ghost
Has invaded my butt
He's trying to contr
