Bro gets his news from The Babylon Bee

W thomas

true

"BEAT HIM UP"
"beat HER up"
"oh my bad"

Tristan's friends:

BAHAHA

"uhhhh hey gimme your lunch money little girl"
"i'm a dude now i got the surgery and everything"
"oh god i'm sorry i didn't know
it wasn't on purpose don't be mad please"

"it's fine"
"alright
now fork it over"

"alright i packed my lunch anyway"
"ok good to know you won't be hungry, have a good day :)"

quite possibly the worst bullies
not because they are insufferable
but because that CANNOT BULLY

LMAO

Tristan was the only actual bully and even HE redeemed himself

"Every school needs a good bully"
-Baldi(?)

worst teacher ever

idk it probably wasn't baldi
it's in It's A Bully's office description so maybe he said that himself?? ok that's actually my headcanon now

To be fair it couldn't have been a student and it couldn't have been principal

LmFAOOO

like why are they celebrating this
while it is good to respect pronouns he's literally a bully

LMFAOO

like

these hands ain't transphobic

Tristan's friends:

Weirdly based