Mike; Vanessa; I was slashed across my body, got a concussion and had a chunk of my calf bitten off, pfft, I can still stand up with a mere limp. I was also thrown against a massive chair fort with some of the chairs falling on top of me and was forcefully kicked in the face multiple times, still conscious! I took a wee nap and was able to escape the pizzeria and recovered in under 3 months with just a little limp and a couple of hairline fracture, no need for any complicated treatment! Owww, I got stabbed in a place with no vital organs and still had the knife in preventing me from bleeding out, okay I’m going to go in a coma for a few months now.
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