VEHICLE BRAND NAMES ARE ACTUALLY ACRONYMS; FORD: FOUND ON ROADSIDE DEAD FORD: FIXED OR REPAIRED DAILY; KIA: KEEP IT AFFORDABLE; POOR OLD NINNY THINKS IT'S A CADILLAC; CHEVY: CAN HIDE EVERY VICTIMS YELLS; FIAT: FIX IT AGAIN TONY! DODGE: DUDE OR DUDETTE GETS EGO; HONDA: HANGS OUT NEARLY DRUNK ALWAYS