Caleb announcement template 2024

GOGOGO

I'm so scared 😭

U GOT THIS >:D

should I say this, "I don't mind if you don't want to, but would you like to go to the dance with me?"

That's perfect! Not too like forceful but also not timid that's awesome

ight

how do I approach her casually

like I don't wanna just walk up to her and say that

okay um..she knows you right?

yeah she does

So just be casual, like
"Hey (name), I don't mind if you say no, but would you like to go to the dance with me?"

but don't just like bring it up out of nowhere, kinda build up to it

one sec bell

Just don't overthink it 👌

U GOT THIS

idkkkkk

she probably doesn't like me back

nooooo don't think that way I thought my bf didn't like me back but I asked him and he did and now we're dating
you gotta be confident

bet

Use this photo of Jeff Goldblum to boost your confidence:

ok

W

You got this! The worst she say is “I’m dating your dad”!

that-...doesn't..okay

tf

Well that would be bad, wouldn’t it?

yeah but no 😭

YOU GOT THIS DUDE!

thanks

Awesome! Good luck, you're braver than I am!!

Guess what happened

She likes another guy

I couldn’t do it

Aw I'm so sorry 😔

I’m friking sad now bro

good luck bro

the fact somebody actually wants their virginity taken by you
like do people want to procreate with this man

sex after marriage isn't a sin dummy

no the fact somebody actually wants to marry you and f**k you

you probably have never had someone like you

the fact you don't like anyone 💀

even if I was straight nobody would want to f**k with you

youve never seen me buddy

nobody would want their pussy f**king your dick
like seriously dude

You’ve still not seen me

You probably look like a rag and nobody liked you and that’s why you don’t like anyone 😂

that is true my parents beat the shit out of me and im ugly as f**k

Well then if you want me to stop, stop barging in on my conversations about god and saying “shut the f*** up”

Well then god is the only person you could possibly look up to

Try it

ive tried that and it didn't work

I dont believe in god bro I tried that for most of my life and it didn't work

God gives more than one chance

no hes never filled me

plz shut up I dont believe In god and ive felt much better since I quit

Most likely because you had the mindset that he couldn’t do anything

not true

ive had that mindset for my entire life up until July of last year and it never worked plz stop

I will never be a christian ever again

she's gonna break up in less than 5 days

and you don't like anyone you don't know what its like

she will break up with you

You can’t tell the future retard