IT IS A CONSERVATIVE CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT GAS PRICES HAVE DOUBLED SINCE I MYSTERIOUSLY GOT 81 MILLION VOTES AT MIDNIGHT TO BECOME YOUR RULER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH MORE YOU FOOLS THINK YOU ARE PAYING, YOU ARE NOT ACTUALLY PAYING THAT. I THINK THAT THIS TIME MY DROOLING, MOUTH BREATHING DEM PARTY VOTERS BOUGHT MY LIES; AND THAT'S NO MALARKY.
