THE KIDS IN MY BASEMENT BANGING ON THE BASEMENT DOOR; ME: IT WAS UH... WHAT THE YEAR 3000 LOOKS LIKE; COP: GOOD LORD WTF WAS THAT IN THERE; COP: YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE THE YEAR 3000 ENTIRELY IN YOUR KITCHEN?! ME: YES; COP: CAN I SEE IT? THE KIDS IN MY BASEMENT; ME: UH NO