RRRAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

samurai

lmao why not become Zolo so you can be all three?

Samurai

Piboyrai

Cowboy

Samurai, I get a sword

both other groups have some form of gun

Um ackchyuallijy samurais had guns too

Wait really

opiumselangor

dude i need a serious answer this is an important question

thats opiumselangish for cowboy

thank you for translating

opiumselangor

sorry for the misunderstanding, i just don't know opiumselangish

opiumselangor 👍

this is opiumselangish for "its okay bro"

opiumselangor

pirate

cowboy
samurai you need to know how to use a sword well and be a fighting expert.
pirate life is ass and sickly.
cowboy life is just right, riding your horse through the plains of Oklahoma, slingin' your revolver.

cowboy
1. most advanced gun
2. you get to be awesome

Cowboy

cowboy
since they are the furthermost in the future

samurai and cowboy eras were both in the same time span
1868 = end of the samurai period
old west was 1865 to 1895

old west still lasts until 1895, which is further in the future

my point is that i don't wanna live in the past at all