SECRETARY OF DEFENSE LLOYD AUSTIN ADMITS THAT -- DESPITE LEFTIST PROPAGANDA TO THE CONTRARY -- THERE IS NO PALESTINIAN GENOCIDE HAPPENING IN THE REGION. PRO-HAMAS SUPPORTERS HAVE WHINED FOR WEEKS ABOUT A WAR CRIME THAT DOESN’T EXIST. JOE BIDEN REPLIED, "THEN WHY THE HELL AM I PUSHING ISRAEL TO STOP DOING WHAT THEY ALREADY ARE NOT DOING?" JOE'S HANDLERS PROMPTLY STUFFED HIM FULL OF ICE-CREAM AND SENT HIM TO THE BEACH FOR SOME SUN.