Disaster Data (no this isn't the RP prompt)

Rex:who tf is data...and why do i feel like i should be scared

*who is cc*

*basically you but with a 90's tv on his/her head idk still deicing on the gender and the art*

*one of my newer ocs check my posts*

Data: I could say the same about you except the being scared part

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Data: are you... ok?

Rex:oh no im in a cult we uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh destroy you uhhh people?,things?,machines?

*she slaps him right after he said machines*

Data: "machine" is one of the worst things you can call us. The preferred terms are robot, android, and AI.

Rex:you deserve it you degenerate

*her arm morphs into a canon resembling a plug*

Data: one more insult and you're getting fried.

Rex: fried like your CPU-

Data: in your dreams, meatbag.

*She fires the canon and it electrocutes him A LOT*

*By the time it's done he's on the ground and can't move*

Rex:*cough* what need a software update to finish me off

(gotta admit that one was funny)

(gunna be honest i dont mind your work i just wanted to see how these two would react if they met)

Data: finishing you off would be mercy.

Rex:you aint got the programming to do it!

Data: are you saying you WANT to die?

*Her lights turn red*

Rex:ive killed so many of you i dont care anymore just had to protect one of you from a dying wish so id rather die then do that

Data: just say yes or no. I think I lost some processing power trying to read that.

Rex:what you got some weak ass processor
(i swear to god i must have been high on something writing that)

Data: y'know what, I'm leaving you here. Enjoy being alone until one of your cultist buddies finds you or you somehow regain movement.

Rex: nah imma do my own thing *stands*

Data: *already left*

Rex: TO THE CULT *meanwhile in some alleyway cc just laying on the ground*

Take a nap today

I... Just woke up...

Good morning

Blook: "Hi"

Data: hello

Sap: Hello!

Data: :0

Sap: *goes to lay down under the tree* Come!!

Data: *follows him*

Sap: *looks at the sky filled with stars*
:3

Data: :3

Sap: *a few comets pass by*
:3

Data: y'know, it's surprising how nice it can be just to look at the stars rather than travel between them.

Sap: Yep. But I know something more beautiful then the stars

Data: and what would that be?

Sap: you :>

Data: :D

*She hugs him*

Sap: *hugs her back*

(Innocent rizz)

Data: wanna see a cool trick I learned a while back?

(Yeah lol)

Sap: Sure!

Data: hmmm...

*She looks at the sky for a couple seconds*

Data: you see that star right there? That one most likely has a Dyson sphere around it

Sap: *looks at the sky* *looks at the star data indicated*

Huh. I don't see anything

Data: I used to do maintenance on Dyson spheres, so it's easier for me to tell.

Sap: Really?! Dyson spheres exist?!?! Woah....

Since i was created around the years 2000's, i only have knowledge of those times. I didn't know dyson spheres were possible

Data: well, in this universe there are none made by humans. At least not yet. My guess is that that one was made by a species in this universe's Andromeda galaxy

Sap: Well this Earth is where I originated from! It seems they haven't made great technological advances

Data: hi :3

Sap: What'cha doing?

Data: not much

Sap: Wanna go out somewhere? If you have time that is :3

Data: sure

(I probably won't respond fast since I'm building a Gundam rn)

Sap: Back on Earth I saw a cool place where we could watch the stars! It should be night time there right now.

I think it was around france
(Buh)
(THE F**KING FRENCH)

Data: ooh

(What about the French?)

Sap: My portals can't really reach there. Could you make a portal?

Data: oke

*Green portal to French*

*it was a small hill, with a tree, the sky was filled with stars*
*Not a single city in the distance*

Sap: :D

Data: eh, some universes just progress at a different rate. They'll be able to access the multiverse eventually.

Sap: I bet the Earth you come from is super advanced!

Data: the earth I come from... doesn't exist anymore
:(

Sap: D: *hugs data*

Data: ^^

Sap: I still have to get used to this... Multiverse thing...

*Traveler appears out of nowhere*
Traveler: And you'll have to get used to different realities existing
*Traveler dissapears*

Sap: :I

Data: ... Wanna know how I can tell it's a Dyson sphere?

Sap: Sure!!

Data: look at how consistently it twinkles, most stars are more random than that unless you find an especially stable one.

Sap: woah....