Data: should I be worried?

Luna: perhaps~

Data: o_o

Luna: :3

Data: *slightly concerned :3*

Luna: anyways- *I clock luna in the head*

DATA

Data: WHAT

CAN I F**K YOU

Data: HELL NO, CREEP!

sorry.. am I a creep now?

Data: look but no touch. Well, unless you're a good kitty

ok miss data :3

Data: *headpats* ... Not THAT kind of touch though, sorry. That spot's reserved for sap.

aw..

at least I get headpats from miss data :3

Data: :3

:3

Sunny: *confused*

Data: if I say anything else I'll probably make it worse

Sunny: what did you mean though-

Data: *whispers* Voldemo- I mean your gf
*Harry Potter music*

Sunny: ?
(i don't get it)

(he who shall not be named, it's a Harry Potter reference. I don't know that much about Harry Potter but that's one of the only things I remember)

(okay? Why’d you make that joke though)

(I put "nearly naked woman who shall not be named" in the image to be more specific than"she who shall not be named". I just thought it'd be funny but didn't expect to have the opportunity to have data whisper her name)

why can i imagine anon cat just throwing a mallet at Luna and then asking Data if he can f**k her

... Probably because that happened

also this idea popped into my head

Data: left is me normally, right is me around sap (sometimes)