Barack HomoSane Obama

A Snickers is an improvement

Didn't think it could be improved, But here we are !
LMDO !

Different sites have different rules! had to modify it to post it to a Fetish site!

You are one sick, twisted, Phuck. I love it.

The rules do not allow me to be myself here!

I'll see ya on the reeducation bus. I'll be right up front, under the CCTV.

Do you really think they are going to put me on a bus full of corruptible people? They are going to haul me away in a Yellow Smart Car with SCL BS on the side in black!

Not to be gross, but I start at the veiny part, but I eat my snickers in layers. So caramel and nuts - then the fluffy nougat stuff

I can't describe how I eat a snickers without it sounding super homo lol

You swallow that MF whole nuts and all. Don't Ya!

It was only once on a dare...

That is alright! You should see my beard when I get done eating!

I'm 45 and still can't grow a good beard. I'm basically cousins with Joe Dirt when it comes to facial hair lmao

Once mine gets about 9" long it splits in the center and curls to the front and there isn't anything that is going to stop it! So I try to keep it between 2&5" depending on the season! Also considering the preference of what ever new woman I have in my life!

HI! My name is DogePadre. Said in a deep Billy D Williams tone while holding a Colt 45 and smoking 2 Zig Zags!