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i wouldn't eat a pizza if it was 2000 years old so yeah its outdated

imagine comparing god's word to a pizza

I put both at around the same value

you must really love pizza zamn

bro...

lmfao

its a book written by gods people

we have the original texts in hebrew

honestly they do need to update the bible bro

like we've been without an update since version 1.2 beta when they added the new testament

Gods word does not need an “update”

He never changes

Clueless lgbbqt members am I right

it was satire

Then don’t bother annoying me

Caleb's not the bad guy here yall

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It really is. The gender norms now in comparison to what's written in the Bible are completely different from each other. It's normal now for a woman to run the household while the father takes care of the kids, while in the Bible it's the other way around.

God does not change, therefore the gods word does not need to change

Which one?

?????

who is it bro?

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I speak the word of GOD only

same

GOD!
GOD!

Next up: the Constitution is outdated

Amendments. Ever heard of em? They also add laws that sometimes add on to the words of the Constitution.

Yeah, but they don't replace it. The Constitution won't be outdated since it's context are based on good values
See my comment below

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Anything based on principles is never outdated