The Toilet 'Drop Of Death' !

the blood at the bottom of the drop...

Because of the lack of sign !

(And, modestly, I'm quite good with photoshop)

cool

And that is why Im in a wheelchair.

Mind the step, or lose your mind!

Also, It's hard to get out with two broken legs and concussion ! :~)

Forget getting out, Imma break my face on the way in.

=~~)

That would make it more awkward if someone was walked in on…

Less 'walked in on' ... More 'fell through door'

the blood....

The lack of cleaning up the blood ! :~)

Gives new meaning to "Drop a Dook"