wanna see me stick 9-inch nails to reach one of my eyelids? wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? try 'cid and get f*cked up worse than my life is? my brain's dead weight, I try to get my head straight, but I can't decide which spice girl I wanna impregnate, and Dr. Dre said "slim shady, you a basehead" "nuh uh!" "an' why's your face red, man you wasted" well, since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else because I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt, got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off, and smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kriss Kross,I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here, sl*t "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg" I don't give a f*ck, God sent me to piss the world off HI! my name is, what? my name is, who? my name is chka chka Slim Shady, HI! my name is,huh? my name is, what? my name is, chka chka Slim Shady. Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? my name is, what? my name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady.
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