IT TOOK 3 PRESIDENTS, A CIRCUS OF ENTERTAINERS, INCLUDING MORBIDLY OBESE LIZZO, & A 100,000 PER HEAD MENU TO RAISE BIDEN'S RECORD $26 MILLION FOR HIS REELECTION. OH, HOW THE DEMOCRATS BOASTED! ONE WEEK LATER, TRUMP MET A FEW FRIENDS FOR DINNER WITH ZERO ENTERTAINERS,, ZERO PRICY DISHES, AND SHATTERED THAT RECORD WITH A HAUL OF $50.5 MILLION
