Israel informs Allah:
You'll need 28,800,000 virgins in a few days.
Allah informs Israel:
We'll be about 28,790,849 virgins short.
Israel shares intel w/Allah:
Expect a war for virgins.
Allah shares intel w/Israel:
They are going to blame
you for stealing and occupying their virgins.
Israel to Allah: Nothing new under the sun.
Over and out.
Allah: Amen that. Over and out.
