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So true I had to say it twice

you know what else slaps?
chemical merican food

Tbh I've had sweets from America before (a ton of reeses shit) and I agree.

i forgot the british called it sweets

What the f**k else would we call it? "Candy"? 💀💀💀

sweets kind of make sense, but candy ends with an open vowel so its easier for mericans to pronounce

Candy doesn't make sense to me. Like what's the correlation between it and the food?
Sweets makes sense because the food is sweet flavoured.

merican language is too complicated for you commonwealth folks, so that means that you stop invadin' us or else we will make kilometers into miles

Fun fact: Americans were meant to have the metric system but the ship carrying the measurements never arrived.

i know

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