No joke or ERP (i swear to god if i see ANY of these)

U: *tries to sit up, gets a headache* ow... my bones.

Fafnir:my head...

(hey lmao)
*sniff* mmmh...something sm- wait...where am i? whats going on?

(Hai)
Aurora: oh, hello there!

w-where am i?

Aurora: you're in the Forest In Heaven! Don't worry, you're not deas!

im...*sighs* ok..i *he tries to get up but sits back down due to the injurys from the entity*

Archie: …huh…?

*she turns around and smiles, she's happy that your still alive*
Aurora: oh, hello there!

Archie: …where am I…? Who are you?

X: aw my head

*she turns around, happy to see that you're not dead*
Aurora: oh, good morning!

X: who are you?

What does ERP mean? Explicit Role play?

JAKOB opens his eyes, remaining still. The world fades into view again and he's immediately put off by the fact that he is not in the forest. His initial thought was that he had died, but dismisses that quickly and assumes he's been kidnapped. He pretends to stay asleep for now, peeking out at the room from under the covers, unsure of his surroundings

". . . ."

(:P)
huh...this isn't....Wait where the hell am i

(I'm Space Marine'ing because I just finished the first book in the Horus Heresy yesterday, so yes. On a side note is romance okay?)

*He struggled to sit up. He found this an odd sensation. He resigned himself to laying flat on his back. The creaking of the bed beneath his weight was not necessarily a reassuring sound. He turned his head to face her.*

"What is it you are cooking?"

*His accent was thick, and lined with a certain unintentional supercilious quality native to the tone of an Ultramarine, especially a Veteran such as himself.*

(Sure!)
*she turns around, happy to see that you're not dead*
Aurora: good morning!

"Why can't I move? Where is my armour?"

*He blinked hard.*

"Is that a tail...?"