I remember the duck song

The man: Mmm, that duck was delicious!

ooh! cooked duck! Pass me the sauce!

the corner store isn't safe either

"Hey! Bum, bum, bum. Got any grapes?"

The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said,

"I'll pass!"

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"

When the duck walked up the the lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey, bombombom, got any grapes?"

And the man said "No, like I said yesterday. We just sell lemonade, okay. Why not give it a try?"

The duck said Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "Hey!" Bum, bum, bum. "Got any grapes?"

The man said, ''look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold''.

Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about - no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to man running the stand. "Hey! Bum, bum, bum. Got any grapes?" And the man said "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck, I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck. So don't get too close." And then the duck said "Adios."

Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?"

"No why would I- oh." "But one more question for you. Got any grapes?" Bum, bum, bum, bum-bum-bum.

And the man just stopped, then he started to smile, he started to laugh, he laughed for a while, then he said: "come on duck, lets go to the store, I'll buy you some grapes, so you won't have to ask anymore."

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okey?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said. Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about - no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, Adios
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

LOL

I sold my drink

GET THE GRAPES

Lol XD

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold and it's fresh, and it’s all home-made.
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said “I’ll pass.”

[Refrain]
Then he waddled away, waddle waddle
'Til the very next day, bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

[Verse 2]
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?

The man said "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade. Okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said "Goodbye."

Hey! (bum bum bum) got any grapes?

HEY! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY GRAPES???!!!

"How about you go back the way you can bitch?"

HEY!!! (BUM BUM BUM) GOT ANY GRA- *shotgun loading noises*

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