fun fact: phantasm has trained herself for nearly every situation she can think of regarding someone attacking her

Impulse: *eldritch bat* *flies at her, does a backflip, shapeshifts into human form, and attempts to dropkick her*

Phantasm: …’scuse you

(Did she block?)
Impulse: Just seeing how many situations you’ve imagined.

(yes)
Phantasm: A lot.

Impulse: *jumps into the air, and pretends that he's going to dropkick again, but whips out sickles at the last moment*
(tell me if it lands)

(no)
Phantasm: You can stop now.

Impulse: ..fine..

Phantasm: I am the daughter of a master swordsman and master swordswoman, I know a thing or two

Impulse: Lucky, you had prents..

Parents*

Phantasm: You didn’t have any?

Well, uh, it was just me and my brother as far as I know..

Phantasm: Oh.
If it makes you feel any better, I barely saw my parents

I still loved them, though, and I would kill to see them again

Impulse: How did you get separated from them?

Phantasm: They just were suddenly gone. I know they were kidnapped, they wouldn’t just leave me…

Impulse: That sucks..

X: I only have 2 of those

Phantasm: 2 of what?

X: whatever you were talking about

Phantasm: The image is unrelated

X: oh

How about rap-

I was thinking maybe a snowball fight.