I saw your replies to the comments but since they were at the end of a comment thread I'm letting you know here
1. "HE DID WHAT!?"
he spent half an hour trying to convert me to Christianity because "my views are wrong and I need to change them"
2. "That reminds me of the crusader stream"
I was referring to "you lgbt people shove your gayness down our throats!!!!" but that works too