Well, that's a big ridiculous list

You should charge your phone

Bro i searched and it really stood out
"help i microwaved my broyher"
Like nahhh bro

my bad

beat me

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

btw dam

THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM IS PERCY JACKSON

that second last one, I did accidentally did that (may have not been accidental)

Shout-out to that Percy Jackson reference at the bottom

how do you accidentally build a shelf or a jeep

I don't know. Don't ask me how you can accidentally build a W12 either.

Dammit, I hate it when I accidentally restart the USSR

Aw crap I joined the Italian mafia, can someone in the comments help me?

No i accidentally vaporized and invaded the ussr which summoned a shelf-joining jeep building the italian-russia mafia

Is the Italian mafia allied with the Russian mafia?

Is the popemobile catholic?

I think…

Good job on vaporising your pre algebra teacher! Can you do the same to my lit teacher?

Percy Jackson!